TERMINAL DISPLAY LOCK
PLEASE ROTATE DEVICE
LANDSCAPE ORIENTATION REQUIRED
The Mutual Fun mainframe (1987 Architecture) requires a horizontal widescreen terminal view. Please rotate your phone sideways.
TMF Seal

Applicant

The Pavement · Outside Gate
The Bogle Fund No Chair Secured 0 Pts
DIRECTIVE ON RECORD ACTIVE
Floor 0: Seek Admission
Climb the granite stairs and enter the ground lobby to speak with the Security Gatekeeper.
[TAP] Inspect Gate
MEMORANDUM

Seal

THE CHAIR ARBITRAGE CHAMBER

FLOOR 1 DISPUTE · THE INTERN'S FOLDING CHAIR
ROUND 01 / 03
PHONOGRAPH READY
STOPWATCH: -- MS
FLOOR 1 CHAIR DISPUTE

THE INTERN'S FOLDING CHAIR

Circle the floor while the phonograph spins. When the needle scratches, seize the chair immediately!

CHAIR ARBITRAGE CONTROLS

Hold your nerve. Listen for the needle scratch.

BOARD CONTENDERS

04
HOUSE PROTOCOL
Turntable active: Circle the seats while the phonograph plays.
Needle cuts: Strike SPACE or click SEIZE SEAT instantly.
⚠️
False start: Sitting while phonograph plays results in immediate forfeiture.
TARGET WINDOW: ~460 ms
SOUNDTRACK: Mailroom Rag